Dating Profile Friday - Han Solo

Name: Han Solo

Likes: The Millenium Falcon, Chewbacca, stealing and trafficking resources 

Dislikes: Getting Caught, being held accountable for my actions 

About Me: I'm all over the place, man. I travel from planet to planet, rescue friends, keep Luke safe since he can't protect himself, and relax in the cantina.

You've probably heard the rumors that I like to steal stuff and, well, it's true.  But I have a goal - keep myself safe at all costs.  

If you need me, I'll be hiding from the resistance somewhere in the Arkanis sector.  I've said too much already.  

Dating Profile Friday - Rowan Damisch

Name: Rowan Damisch
Hobbies: Taking down corruption in whatever way possible.

People frown on love when you're a scythe, but that's okay for me because I'm not really a scythe.  I seek out the corrupt, the wrong doers, the evil that surrounds us and I take my revenge because if I don't, who will?  If you have a heart for seeking out the bad in this world and trying to change it, I have a feeling we'll get along well.

I like to be in my home and out of the public eye when I can. If you are a part of the same group as me, chances are you know where to find me when I'm not out.  If you do see me out in public, and you're interested, approach me first. I look forward to making new acquaintances.

Dating Profile Friday - Dolores Umbridge

Name: Dolores Umbridge
Occupation: Senior Undersecretary for the Ministry of Magic; Former Defense Against The Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry

Hobbies: Collecting plates with kittens on them, torturing students, drinking tea.

About Me: I have worked for the Ministry of Magic for many years.  I was, during a particularly dark time at Hogwarts, also the Defense against the Dark Arts Professor.  I enjoy herbal tea, collectible plates, and good conversation.  I don't like or want children, I despise forests, and I don't like singing.  I do enjoy being in charge, and would take any chance I can to get on top and be in charge. 

You can usually find me at work. If you send an owl, and I don't respond within a week - move on.

Dating Profile Friday - Jason Voorhees

Name: Jason Voorhees
Hobbies: Murder, stalking people, wielding my machete.

Likes: Mass murder, machetes
Dislikes: Drowning, people

About Me: I am pretty much invincible. I can go all night long. I enjoy being up at night because that's when I find other people are more vulnerable.  I enjoy long stalks through the woods and occasionally small cities and towns. I spend my free time cleaning and sharpening my machete. If you are down to hang with someone who has a dark sense of humor and lots of toys, let's get together sometime. You can find me in my darkened basement playing with all my toys.  Email me - let's talk: jason.voorhees@aol.com

Dating Profile Friday - Gimli

Name: Gimli
Likes: Charging orcs and killing them with my ax.
Dislikes: Elves.  Legolas is acceptable. The rest are fiends.

About Me: I was heavily involved in the fellowship and assisting Frodo with returning the one ring to Mordor. I have killed many people and befriended many more. I enjoy pints of beer as much as the next dwarf and would happily entertain the idea of having a partner who likes pillaging as much as I.  You may find me among the Glittering Caves. I look forward to our meeting. 

Dating Profile Friday - Harry Potter

Name: Harry Potter
Education: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Job: Auror
Status: Divorced

Likes: Quidditch, brooms.
Dislikes: Haters, the Malfoys

About Me: I was a student at Hogwarts and though I didn't complete my NEWT's, I have gone on to become a successful auror with the Ministry of Magic.  I married my school sweetheart, and that didn't work out well, so now I am seeking one that I truly can spend the rest of my life with. I killed the worst dark wizard of all time, Lord Voldemort. I guess you could say I'm still pretty amazing. 

If you send an owl, they'll always know where to find me, even when I'm traveling for work. 

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If you've created your own dating profile for a character, post your link in the comments below - I'd love to see it!

Dating Profile Friday - Clary Fray

Name: Clary Fray
Age: 18

Hobbies: Drawing, reading, eating pizza and playing games with my best friend Simon.

About Me: I love to draw, art is my passion.  I love learning new fighting tricks and using them to slay demons and downworlders.  If you are cool with a lady who knows how to fight, then I am the person for you.  I hang out a lot at the institute, and sometimes like to travel to other countries - especially the shadowhunters homeland. 

If you are interested in getting to know me better, I can be found commonly at coffee houses in Brooklyn, especially Java Jones. 

Dating Profile Friday: Draco Malfoy

Name: Draco Malfoy

Hobbies: Hating people, throwing Harry Potter under the bus, plotting my revenge on those who have wronged me, and learning as much as I can about the dark arts.

Likes: Buying things from Borgin and Burkes.
Dislikes: Harry Potter. The dark forest.  Being held accountable for my action

About me: I attending Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry and brought much glory to Slytherin, the best house at Hogwarts. I enjoy flying and have a great respect for purebloods.

I don't care much for the outdoors. I prefer the warmth of the fireplaces in Malfoy Manor.  I do enjoy traveling, as long as I can arrive at my destination quickly.  I like visiting wizards in other countries, as well.

You can contact me by owl at Malfoy Manor.  

Dating Profile Friday - Neville Longbottom

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Name: Neville Longbottom
Profession: Herbology Professor at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry
Hobbies: Killing snakes, identifying weird plants, reading books about plants.

About Me:I'm a bit shy, but I am loyal and I will fight as much as I can to defend the people and places I love.  Plants are my life. Ironically, I became obsessed with plants, after some fake dude disguised as Mad-Eye moody used plants to try and get into Hogwarts and kill my friend Harry. Anyway, I digress. I like to read, mostly about plants.  I enjoy gardening, and I teach at Hogwarts, because I believe young witches and wizards deserve to know about herbology - it's more important than people realize. 

If you're interested in getting to know me - send me an owl.  I promise I won't send my toad in reply - he's retired now anyway. Or is he lost?

Dating Profile Friday: Lord Voldemort

Hey Reader Friends - Happy Friday!  Welcome to another round of Dating Profile Friday.  Today: Lord Voldemort.

Name: I am Lord Voldemort
Occupation: Dark Lord, Leader of the Death Eaters
Likes: Killing people for no reason.  Taking down leaders who want to harm me.
Dislikes: Harry Potter.


About Me: I am the most powerful wizard you will ever meet.  I prefer to only be involved with purebloods.  I appreciate honesty and will do anything to invoke honesty from my followers - I mean friends.  I believe in the importance of loyalty and undying respect to people in power over others.  I like to think someday I will be the supreme leader over the entire wizarding world.

If you are a pureblood wizard looking to help me and be with me on my journey to power, I look forward to hearing from you.  Right now, I am probably hiding in Albania. Your owl will know how to reach me.

Dating Profile Friday: Adrian Everhart

Name: Adrian Everhart
Alter-Ego(s): Sketch, the Sentinel.

Likes: Nova, Creating living tattoos for my body, drawing the city for Max, Fighting for justice as a member of the Renegades.
Dislikes: The Anarchists, Nightmare

About me: I am a member of the Renegades, and I deserve that spot no matter what anyone says.  I was adopted and raised by my two dads after my mom died.  I  fight for justice for my city because it's the right thing to do.  I don't for one second believe that pulling an all-nighter with junk food and soda could possibly be bad for you - no matter what that new Renegade says. 

I like to hang around the city scouting, and when I am not busy trying to catch the Anarchists, I like to watch movies and read.  You can probably find me chilling at Renegades headquarters.

Dating Profile Friday: Nova Artino

Name: Nova Artino
Alter-Ego: Nightmare.  If you tell anyone, I will hunt you down.
Likes: Tricking the Renegades, Shooting people, using my powers for evil
Dislikes: Adrien, the Renegades

About Me: My entire family was killed when I was young.  I have been on my own for a long time, and though I can take care of myself, I like the idea of having someone around to help me kick ass.  I am willing to help with any dirty work, but choose to keep my identity top secret so that the wrong people don't find out who I really am.


You can find me lurking in the most private places of Gatlon.  Ask around, and the right people will know where to find me.

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If you have a character you've created a dating profile for, drop a link to their profile in the comments below!  Have fun! 

Dating Profile Friday - Inspector Javert

HEY!  It's Friday!  Now, for your entertainment, here is the dating profile for Inspector Javert.  (You read that right.  Bad guys need loving, too!)

Name: Inspector Javert
Profession: Police Inspector
Hobbies: Stalking Jean ValJean, Throwing people in prison





Likes: Skulking around Paris hunting for law breakers. 
Dislikes: Jean ValJean.

About Me: I was born into an affluent family, and grew up learning the difference between right and wrong.  I have little patience for people who break the rules and laws of society, and sometimes I take that to the extreme. 

I detest rebellions, and don't particularly care books either.  I enjoy solitude and quiet. 

If you follow the law, and enjoy long walks near bridges and dams, we may get along well.  You can contact me at my country home or at my apartment near the Paris prison where I regularly work bringing in new prisoners.

Dating Profile Firday: Kaz Brekker

Name: Kaz Brekker
Age: 17
Likes: Stalking the barrel.  Revenge.
Dislikes: People who disobey me.  I will send the Dregs after them.

About me:  I am the leader of the Dregs.  I know my way around the Barrel, and I know how to get my revenge on those who try to best me.  I've turned around the Crow club around, and I will do whatever I have to do to make sure it continues as a success. 

I'm not interested in engaging with anyone long term.  Casual is the way I play, and I'll keep it that way. 

I like a woman who can handle herself.  I don't have time to play babysitter.  If you can find your way around the Barrel on your own and follow an order, we'll get along just fine.

Dating Profile Friday - George Weasley

HI!  Welcome to Dating Profile Friday! 

Meet: George Weasley!

Name: George Weasley
Age:19
Education: Hogwarts
Employment: Owner and Co-Creator of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Likes:  Flirting with pretty seekers, creating joke items for Weasley's Wizards Wheezes,
Dislikes: Professor Umbridge, Taking Tests, school

About me: I founded Weasley's Wizard Wheezes with my twin brother, Fred.  I closed the shop for a few months after the battle at Hogwarts, and now operate the store on my own with a trusted assistant - whose name I can't remember!  (Sorry, assistant.) 

I enjoy traveling when I can.  I love Quidditch and chocolate frogs. 

You can find me at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes or contact me by owl post. 


Overly serious people need not apply.

Dating Profile Friday - The Darkling

Happy Dating Profile Friday!  Today, for all you naughty boy lovers (You know you're out there!), I present: The Darkling!

Name: Aleksander Morozova, AKA The Darkling
Current Location: Hidden somewhere in Ravka where no one can find me
Age: 500+ years.  

Likes: Ruling over the grisha, chasing Alina, using my powers and authority to bend others to my will
Dislikes: Sweet things, kindness, Baghra

About Me: I am a shadow summoner.  I created the shadow fold and don't regret it. I don't believe in regrets.

I live to have others worship and revere me.  I am most content when others are doing exactly as I say.

If you are a summoner or like being dominated, I am the man for you.

Dating Profile Friday - Mad Eye Moody!

Name: Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody
Profession: Former Auror for the Ministry of Magic

Likes: Flasks, Catching death eaters, Butterbeer, Turning unwitting students into ferrets.
Dislikes: People, Voldemort, the dark arts

About Me: I was the most celebrated Auror in history.  Then I was convinced to take on a teaching position at Hogwarts. 

After being impersonated by Barty Crouch Jr, I decided to give up on being in the public eye at all.  If you, like me, distrust your fellow humans and want to spend time hidden indoors, contact my by owl post.  We can spend time inside using my dark wizard catching tools.

Dating Profile Friday: Viktor Krum

Name: Viktor Krum
Education: Durmstrang Institute
Current Job: Seeker for the Bulgarian Quidditch Team
Future Ambitions: Coaching the Bulgarian Quidditch team

Likes: Quidditch, Polishing my broomstick, Flirting with foreign witches
Dislikes: Grindelwald

About Me: I enjoy flying.  I will conquer the world as the future coach of the Bulgarian Quidditch team.  I most look forward to the day when I can pass on my skills as a seeker to a new generation of  Quidditch Players.  I like to travel as well.

If you like traveling, or enjoy watching or playing Quidditch, you can contact me by owl post in the care of the Bulgarian Quidditch team.

Dating profile Friday - Hermione Granger

Welcome to another Dating Profile Friday!  Today - Meet Hermione Granger!

Name: Hermione Granger
Education: Graduate of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry


Favorite Books: Hogwarts: A History, A History of Magic, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Likes: The smell of parchment, freshly mown grass, reading, campaigning for equal rights for house elves
Dislikes: Draco Malfoy, Dark Magic


About Me: I graduated from Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.  I received the highest grades in my NEWTS, and founded the Society for the Protection of Elfish Welfare while still in school.  I love reading, learning new things, and sharing my knowledge with others. 

When not working, I spend time gardening, and trying to fight off recurring dark forces. 

You can find me frequently enjoying a butterbeer at The Three Broomsticks.  I can be reached by owl post by any interested parties.

Dating Profile Friday: Legolas

Welcome to another rousing adventure with Dating Profile Friday!  Today, we have featured the dating profile of one immortal elf: Legolas.

Name: Legloas
Age: I stopped counting - I'm immortal.

Likes: Shooting arrows, ruling over the colony of Ithilien, assisting Frodo and the other members of the Fellowship with destroying the one ring.
Dislikes: Dwarves.  (Except for Gimli.  We're good.)


About Me: Hello, my name is Legolas.  You can also call me Grey Eyes.  I like walking through the mountains, killing orcs, and helping Frodo throw the one ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

I enjoy shooting arrows for fun, swimming in unknown lakes, and fashioning my own weapons out of found items. 

I don't work well with modern technology.  You can find me in person in the trees.  I look forward to meeting you.