Friday, September 28, 2018

My favorite {Harry Potter} pick up lines





Welcome!  I know you love Harry Potter like me, don't lie!  So, for fun, I went searching and have compiled - for a good laugh - my favorite Harry Potter pick up lines.   (All clean-ish.  This is a YA blog after all!  If you want to read some really dirty pickup lines, go here!

1. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. 

2.  I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

3. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. 

4. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

5. You can have the portkey to my heart.

6. Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here.
 
 7. Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!

8. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!


Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Top Ten Tuesday: Books By My Favorite Authors That I Still Haven’t Read


Hiii!  Welcome to Top Ten Tuesday!  This weeks topic: Books By My Favorite Authors That I Still Haven’t Read.

 Leigh Bardugo




Marissa Meyer 



Friday, September 21, 2018

Dating Profile Friday - George Weasley


HI!  Welcome to Dating Profile Friday! 

Meet: George Weasley!


Name: George Weasley
Age:19
Education: Hogwarts
Employment: Owner and Co-Creator of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Likes:  Flirting with pretty seekers, creating joke items for Weasley's Wizards Wheezes,
Dislikes: Professor Umbridge, Taking Tests, school

About me: I founded Weasley's Wizard Wheezes with my twin brother, Fred.  I closed the shop for a few months after the battle at Hogwarts, and now operate the store on my own with a trusted assistant - whose name I can't remember!  (Sorry, assistant.) 

I enjoy traveling when I can.  I love Quidditch and chocolate frogs. 

You can find me at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes or contact me by owl post. 


Overly serious people need not apply.



Thursday, September 20, 2018

My Favorite Harry Potter Movie Moments - In Gifs!

Hey Y'all!  I thought I would do something a little different with this post!  Here are my favorite Harry Potter Movie Moments: In Gifs

1: Harry getting thousands of Hogwarts Letters!

2: Harry and Hagrid in Diagon Alley for the first time

3: Harry catching the snitch in his mouth

4: Harry riding Buckbeack

5: Hermione punching Malfoy

6: Malfoy getting turned into a ferret

7: Harry hanging out with Hagrid and Prof. Slughorn

8: Prof. McGonagall telling the kids to blow shit up!

9. Fred and George trying to get dates for the Yule Ball.

10: Fred and George letting off fireworks during the kids OWL exams. 

 11: Prof. McGonagall calling Filch a blithering idiot

12. Harry Killing Voldemort, obvi!

























Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Like Water - Rebecca Podos

Title: Like Water
Author: Rebecca Podos
Format: Hardcover
Rating: 2 Stars

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A gorgeously written and deeply felt literary young adult novel of identity, millennial anxiety, and first love, from the widely acclaimed author of The Mystery of Hollow Places

In Savannah Espinoza’s small New Mexico hometown, kids either flee after graduation or they’re trapped there forever. Vanni never planned to get stuck—but that was before her father was diagnosed with Huntington’s disease, leaving her and her mother to care for him. Now, she doesn’t have much of a plan at all: living at home, working as a performing mermaid at a second-rate water park, distracting herself with one boy after another.

That changes the day she meets Leigh. Disillusioned with small-town life and looking for something greater, Leigh is not a “nice girl.” She is unlike anyone Vanni has met, and a friend when Vanni desperately needs one. Soon enough, Leigh is much more than a friend. But caring about another person stirs up the moat Vanni has carefully constructed around herself, and threatens to bring to the surface the questions she’s held under for so long.

With her signature stunning writing, Rebecca Podos, author of The Mystery of Hollow Places, has crafted a story of first love and of the complex ways in which the deepest parts of us are hidden, even from ourselves.

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Like Water had an intriguing premise, but it fell short for me. 

The only thing I liked:
This book talked about what it's like for a kid to have a parent with a chronic degenerative illness.  A lot of book don't talk about degenerative illnesses. 

What Was Medium: 
Vanni - the main character wasn't super, but she wasn't terrible either.  She was just medium.  She struggled with her sexuality.  She struggled with being "trapped" in her hometown because she felt she had to be there to help care for her dad, since he has Huntington's Disease. 

The secondary characters - most of the secondary characters were what made this book worth reading. 

What I Didn't Like:
Leigh - she was terrible and mean throughout the entire novel.  I understand that she is struggling with something big and trying to come to terms with being genderqueer.  Does that give her an excuse to be so selfish and treat eeeeeeveryone around her like shit?  No - I don't think it does.

There was, from my observation, no actual chemistry between Leigh and Vanni.  It felt like a relationship of convenience, instead of a relationship where they actually liked each other.  Not only was there zero romantic chemistry between Leigh and Vanni, they also had nothing in common.  But hey, why not form a romantic relationship, right?!??!?!??!?

The story didn't really feel that fleshed out, and the writing was just mediocre.  I didn't really care one way or another what happened in the story or to the characters. 

There were to many events in the book that felt forced.  This book did not flow smoothly. 
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Overall, this was a low read for me - I wouldn't recommend it unless you want to be bored.

Monday, September 17, 2018

Before I Let Go - Marieke Neijkamp


Title: Before I Let Go
Author: Marieke Neijkamp
Format: Hardcover
Rating: 4 Stars

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Best friends Corey and Kyra were inseparable in their snow-covered town of Lost Creek, Alaska. When Corey moves away, she makes Kyra promise to stay strong during the long, dark winter, and wait for her return.

Just days before Corey is to return home to visit, Kyra dies. Corey is devastated―and confused. The entire Lost community speaks in hushed tones about the town's lost daughter, saying her death was meant to be. And they push Corey away like she's a stranger.

Corey knows something is wrong. With every hour, her suspicion grows. Lost is keeping secrets―chilling secrets. But piecing together the truth about what happened to her best friend may prove as difficult as lighting the sky in an Alaskan winter...
 

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I picked up Before I Let Go because I liked the description.  I was not disappointed.

The Things I Liked:
- The flashbacks that show us what Kyra was like before she died, and how her bipolar disorder affected her.
-The actual writing was good - I would have read this even if the story sucked because it was well-written.
-BUT: the story did not suck - I think the story was well thought out and moved well.
-I liked most of the characters.  I especially liked Kyra, but I didn't love the fact that she was part of the story without actually being in the story. More on that below.


The Things I Didn't Like:
-No character growth!  I know this story only takes place over 6 days, but you think in that six days Corey would have learned something, even just one thing!  Nope.
-Corey.  I didn't like Corey.  Not only did she not learn a thing about herself or her hometown and former best friend, she was also fairly selfish, really only thinking about how things would affect her.
-The Bury Your Gays trope.  Why did Kyra have to die?!  WHY?!  Because everything is about Corey, right?!  I mean, yes this story is told from Corey's POV.  HOWEVER, I think this was Kyra's story and killing her was completely unnecessary.
-Why did everyone in Lost just brush Kyra's bipolar disorder under the rug?  I actually loved that this book talked so openly about mental illness because I think it's so important for people to know there is help.  But I hated that Kyra was abused by people who thought she was some fucking prophet, and withheld her medication.  (Yes, people - withholding meds from someone with mental health issues is a form of abuse.)

Despite what I didn't like about this book, I still rated it 4 stars, because I love that this book talks to candidly about mental illness.  Even with the abuse the Kyra suffered, at lease her friend was willing to bring her mental illness to the table and talk about it when other people just wanted to shut it down.

This is a book I would recommend to anyone!  Go forth and read! 



Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Book Vs Movie: Simon V Simon

Hey y'all!  With the large amount of totally awesome books that have been made into movies, I thought I would do a little Blog Vs. Movie of books and their movies that I loved.

Today: It's Simon V. Simon.

That's right: We're taking a look at Simon Vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda, and its movie counterpart Love, Simon.


THE BOOK:

First off, you can read my review of Simon Vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda here!  (Spoiler Alert: I LOVED IT!) 

The book dealt a bit more with racism - which I like and appreciate.  I wish the movie would have been more upfront with this aspect of the book.  

It wasn't until later in the book that Simon thought Bram was the one writing to him.  In fact - he felt like it might be any number of theatre dudes, and at one point I believe he even thought it was MARTIN!! 


THE MOVIE:

I loved the actors cast in the movie.  I think they all did a great job! 

HOWEVER, there were things the movie missed out on. 

1. Why didn't Leah confront her friends about their racism toward Abby?

2.  Why is Leah straight in the movie?!?!?!??!

3. How come Simon thought it was Bram first, then went to thinking it was all the other dudes. 

I Did Love:
*Simon's family! 
* This moment with Simon's dad:
 

 
*And This Moment: 
 
*And the moment when his dad asks if he got someone pregnant!  Or if he was pregnant.  
 
* AND THE BEST MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE RIGHT HERE:

 

Friday, September 7, 2018

Dating Profile Friday - The Darkling








Happy Dating Profile Friday!  Today, for all you naughty boy lovers (You know you're out there!), I present: The Darkling!




Name: Aleksander Morozova, AKA The Darkling
Current Location: Hidden somewhere in Ravka where no one can find me
Age: 500+ years.  

Likes: Ruling over the grisha, chasing Alina, using my powers and authority to bend others to my will
Dislikes: Sweet things, kindness, Baghra

About Me: I am a shadow summoner.  I created the shadow fold and don't regret it. I don't believe in regrets.

I live to have others worship and revere me.  I am most content when others are doing exactly as I say.

If you are a summoner or like being dominated, I am the man for you.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

September {2018} TBR Pile



 I went Library crazy this month!  (And with good cause -libraries are awesome, amiright?!)

Anyway: Here is my (as of right now) September TBR Pile! 








What are you reading this month?

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Books I Read In August

 I had the Best Laid Plans to read a ton of books in August!  I was going to finish a ton of books!  Instead, I started a ton of books, and finished FOUR! 


1. The Chapel Wars - Lindsey Leavitt.  You can read my review here.

 2. The House with A Clock in its Walls - John Bellairs

3. Heretics Anonymous - Katie Henry.  This was my favorite book that I read in August.  Check out the review here

4. Much Ado About Murder - Elizabeth J. Duncan


What books did you devour in August? 

September {2018} YA Book Releases




Series: Plague Land #2
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Series: Black Bird of the Gallows #2
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Series: Not Even Bones #1
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Series: The Witchling Academy #1
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Series: Three Dark Crowns #3
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Series: Fallen Isles #2
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Series: Uglies #5
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Series: Rule #1
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Series: Stalking Jack the Ripper #3
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Series: The Black Witch Chronicles #2
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Series: The Necromancer's Song #1
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Series: Warcross #2
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Series: A Blade So Black #1
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Series: The Skybound Saga #1
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Series: Ape Quartet #4
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Series: Iskari #2
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Series: Return to Fear Street #2
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